Heelys Video

I've been doing a couple promo-esque videos for Heelys and their new concept board called the "NANO"

Check out my work here:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ustussproductions

Random Conversation #4

Me:  She's good with a knife so I'm not gonna mess around.

Graphic Design

Yes, I used to do graphic design a lot. I'm self taught and like to create images from scratch, legitimately. That is, using only the tools that came with the basic Photoshop package. No downloaded brushes or plugins, no outside images or graphics. Imagination + Time, that's all it really is... I miss time.

Oh yeah and that whole Ustuss thing? That's a whole different story.

Don't Open The Cookie

The best psychics are unable to read the fortune before opening the cookie. I feel like this should be a requirement when getting into the field.

Sad Poem # 1

My life is an infinite spiraling toilet of sorrow... my only destination is to sink down with all the crap I've put up with.

Random Conversation # 3

Girl: he's a very nice boy! lol
unlike you 

Me: suuure

but i am a nice boy
i just seduce and destroy

Girl: oy vay!

Random Conversation # 2

Girl:   I'm home this weekend for my boyfriend's birthday

Me:   Tell him to back the f*ck off... and happy birthday