I want more Roller Discos!

Let's be honest, we all went rollerskating at some point in our childhood. We held onto the wall for dear life until later, when we were older, were able to skate fast enough to have a blast... only to get yelled at by some crab-lady with gray hair who wore a referee's uniform.

Skating is fun. Speed in general is just an exciting feeling. We are getting there.. why not get there faster?

So why not drink our asses off, wear awesome clothes, and chase tail around and around in circles for hours on end? I want to listen to music with the same bumping beat that anyone can effing dance too... even if you are on skates.

I don't know about you- but I'm just a boy. The last time i saw a roller disco was in Austin Powers. And let me tell you, that shit looked awesome. Any girl who skates well is bound to be more attractive than the ones holding onto the wall. Let's face it, separating the dance floor has never been easier.

So that is why- I want more Roller Discos!