Nick Names

I see people all the time changing their name on Facebook.  A common example is when someone replaces their last name with their middle name.

This is very confusing. I hate when I'm scrolling through my friends who are online and then finding that I have people on here that I've never added before. Upon further investigation it is someone I actually do know.

I don't care if you are fat and unattractive, replacing your last name with your middle name may sound more elegant, but it doesn't change your appearance any differently- when you walk into the room, it is still very apparent, that you are not graceful, or able to sit on various surface areas to use as chairs.

I don't care if you're thin, slightly attractive but nevertheless, an unpaid whore. Changing your name may sound more classy, or more respecting, but your habits are still the same, and your reputation isn't going to pull a 360  any time soon. You still smell the same, and that smell is still just as cheap.

If everyone knows you by your middle name or just your last name, then it is ok, for example If i changed my Facebook name to my real name; then a lot of people will be saying "who the frak is this kid?" I'm at the point in my life, where using my real name, will probably confuse everybody...

Eat it, Hogwarts